Virgin grilled cheese?

If you've been awake anytime within the last few days, you're probably aware of a certain grilled cheese sandwich that was available on eBay. It's gone, but you still have a chance to bid on the even more rare Virgin Mary Kate and Ashley in Grilled Cheese. I just received a call from the seller of this item (a very good friend). His is the original, authentic hoax sandwich! He says that if you're interested, you should bid now. This thing is selling like hotcakes, er, grilled cheese sandwiches!

UPDATE: It seems that this priceless item has been taken down. So sad. I'll try and aquire a picture...