It's been a while since I've shared some of the humorous things that I get to hear around my house, so it's about time. The following two quotes came from my mom while she was making dinner.
"I just got scratched by the cheese!"
"My carrots are rolling!"
And while we're on the subject of food, I just made toast. Exciting, huh? The thing is, when it popped up, it popped right out of the toaster and landed on the counter. I thought that only happened in cartoons!